kenneth branagh’s hamlet is a four hour masturbation session like one day he woke up and thought “i am going to direct and star in an uncut production of shakespeare’s longest and greatest play where the main character has the vast majority of lines. with hordes of extras and extravagant long shots on 35 mm. also i’m going to fuck kate winslet”
"Okay, should we get some coffee?"
u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life
is this a common american occurrence?